小時候，蘋果4剛出來，我讓我爸給我買買Iphone 4 ， 我爸說：買Iphone 4 ！？ When I was a kid，I asked my dad to buy me an Iphone four，my dad said：I can not believe you asked me to buy you an Iphone 4
我還給你買Iphone8 呢！ 如今Iphone 8出來了，我現在就去找我爸，兌現他的言。I also bought you an Iphone8 ？！ Now Iphone8 came out， I am gonna go to seemy dad and I hope that he keeps his promise
想當年，我的電腦中過一種病毒，一群小人開著一個救護車，抬著擔架，一個一個A long time ago，my computer was attacked by virus，a bunch of little boy driving a ambulance，carrying stretchers，
把我的電腦桌面圖示全都抬到救護車上拉走，然後我的電腦就變成磚頭了！icons on my computer desktop ，all up to the ambulance and pull away，and then my computer turned into a brick。
今天去了一次面試。面試官問我：你願意無償加班嗎？After an interview today，interviewer asked me：would you like work overtime for free？
我：其實吧！我上班不用拿工資的。Me：Actually，I don not have to get paid for work面試官：你這是在逗我嗎？！ Interviewer：Are you kidding me？！我：是你先逗我的。Me：you teased me first！
