那些最近看到超級有病的句子,超級好笑

1。我們一起去看場電影吧,票和奶茶我來買,你看電影我看你,我想看看你臉皮到底有多厚。

Let‘s go to a movie together。 I’ll buy tickets and milk tea。 I‘ll watch you when you watch the movie。 I want to see how thick your skin is。

2。一p圖我的手機就特別燙,怎麼了,替我的行為羞愧嗎。

My mobile phone is very hot as soon as I get a picture。 Why, are you ashamed of my behavior?

那些最近看到超級有病的句子,超級好笑

3。今天去地裡幹活,有幸當了一回明星,路過的大爺朝我喊:地裡熱吧

Today, I went to work in the field。 I was lucky enough to be a star once。 The uncle who passed by shouted at me: Is it hot in the field

4。那天登你的號好多人喊你寶貝,你說你會改,可為什麼改的是密碼。

Many people called you baby when they boarded your number that day。 You said you would change it, but why did you change the password?

那些最近看到超級有病的句子,超級好笑

5。我把所有的細節都給了你,你卻說我不是迪迦給不了你想要的光。

I gave you all the details, but you said I wasn’t Diga and couldn‘t give you the light you wanted。

6。感謝網路世界改變了我,以前的我害羞得不敢和人說話,現在的我已經狂的不是人了。

Thanks to the changes in the online world, I was too shy to talk to people before, but now I am not crazy anymore。

那些最近看到超級有病的句子,超級好笑

7。睡懶覺和賴床是對週末最起碼的尊重,今天沒發揮好,這個點醒了是我不對

Sleeping late and staying in bed is the minimum respect for weekends。 I didn’t play well today。 It‘s my fault to wake up at this point

8。最近看牙醫,醫生問我怎麼年紀輕輕牙齒磨損這麼嚴重,我說這些年都是咬著牙過來的。

Recently, when I went to the dentist, the doctor asked me why my teeth were so badly worn at a young age。 I said that I had bitten my teeth all these years。