剛和朋友下象棋，他把我的帥吃了，怎麼辦，我帥死了！
I just played chess with my friend。 his pieces ate my pieces。 What should I do？ I‘m so handsome！
有兩種人特別可愛，一種是記性不大好的，還有一種我忘了。
There are two kinds of people especially lovely， one is not good memory， and the other I forget。
森林這麼大，我竟然找不到吊死的一棵樹！
The forest is so big that I can’t find a tree thatcan let me hang！
是時候買張去天庭的機票，好好和月老談談了。
It‘s time to buy a ticket to Tianting and have a good talk with Yuelao。
明天想和物件去看電影，有什麼好的物件推薦一下？
I would like to go to the cinema with mypartner tomorrow。 Would you like torecommend some good ones？
撩漢技巧：拿瓶水去籃球場，看到帥哥打完球休息的時候衝上去，遞水給他，然後說你的鞋真好看，是假的吧！
Tip： You take a bottle of water to the basketball court。 When you see a handsome man resting， you rush up and give him water， then say to him， your shoes are really beautiful， is them fake？
當你對心儀的女孩表白時，直接推到牆邊霸道地說：以後我會養你的。然後吻了就走，不給思考和說不的機會，憑藉這招，我已經被揍了好幾次了！
When you express your love to the girl， you can directly push her to the wall and say： I will support you in the future。 And then you kiss her and leave without giving her a chance to think and say no， I’ve been beaten several times with this trick！
所謂鋼鐵直男，就是月老給你牽的鋼筋你都能掰折了。
The so-called straightforward man is that he can break the steel bars that the old man gives you。
圖源來自網路，侵權立刪！謝謝！
